Smallville celebrates its 200th episode tonight!

It feels good to share an anniversary with Clark Kent — I turned 35 today, and Smallville airs its 200th episode, “Homecoming,” tonight at 8.

I fell away from the show a few seasons ago, but the ninth and (current) tenth seasons have really gotten me excited about it again. I know we’ll never get a big-screen adventure with Tom Welling as Clark and Erica Durance as Lois, but as long as the show keeps giving me great little Superman movies every month, I’ll continue to be okay with that. (The Blu-Ray release of Season Nine looks amazing, by the way.)

For coverage of (and a countdown to) tonight’s monumental installment, head on over to KryptonSite. I’ll add my own review later this weekend.

Wonder Woman and the Hulk may be returning to TV

One of the best things about being born on this very day in 1975 is that I was just old enough to see and be influenced by the decade’s amazing and magical treasury of superhero movies and TV. Christopher Reeve’s Superman movie changed my life in a big way, and television was home to Reb Brown’s Captain America (with clear shield, giant helmet, and a motorcycle that drove out of the van!), Nicholas Hammond’s Spider-Man, and my two favorites — Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman and The Incredible Hulk, starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno.

New deals to bring both of those series back to television are now in various stages of completion. But as exciting as it all sounds on paper, both shows have got a lot to live up to.

How do you even begin to find a woman who can fill Wonder Woman’s boots the way Lynda Carter did? There’s an episode in the show’s second season called “Screaming Javelin,” in which Mariposa, a dictator played by Henry Gibson in an outrageously puffy purple jumpsuit, kidnaps the world’s best athletes and forces them to become his island nation’s Olympic team.

(I know. I know. But come on. It was the 1970s, and it was Wonder Woman on television!)

Mariposa taunts Wonder Woman with the mechanics of his plan. She says, “It’s quite a dream, Mr. Mariposa. But I’m afraid it’s only a dream. I had more-or-less the same problem with Napoleon Bonaparte.”

“His dream was to conquer the world,” he snivels in response. “Mine is a little bit more … realistic.”

“You call this realistic?” she asks. “I’m beginning to lose my temper with you, Mr. Mariposa, and that’s something I haven’t done in five or six hundred years.”

And right there, right then, in that moment, you can see the life she’s lived across every one of those centuries dancing behind her sparkling, ocean-blue eyes. Her words carry neither weariness nor weight but rather warmth and wisdom, goodness and strength, and power and grace.

Of course Carter looked amazing in the costume — there’s absolutely no doubt that she’s one of the most beautiful women who ever lived. But it was the way she carried herself, and the way she listened and the way she spoke, that made us all fall in love with her, that made her speeches just as dazzling and as exciting as her kicks and leaps and silver bracelet bullet blocks.

Deadline says that David E. Kelley, who just happens to bear the great and mighty honor of being Mr. Michelle Pfeiffer, will create a new Wonder Woman series for Warner Bros. and DC Comics. Kelley’s previous TV credits include Picket Fences, Ally McBeal, The Practice, and Boston Legal, among many others, so he’s got plenty of experience in writing and producing for the small screen.

My only hopes are these — that the series doesn’t replace plans to finally bring Wonder Woman to the big screen, and that the casting honors what Lynda Carter brought to the role all those years ago.

Finding a beautiful actress won’t be difficult. Finding an actress whose beauty begins inside and radiates outward in warm waves of strength and grace the way Lynda Carter’s did? That’s an order as tall as Carter herself, and shouldn’t be taken lightly.

Carter was as perfectly cast as Wonder Woman as Christopher Reeve was as Superman, and another actor who wore his role with effortless perfection was Bill Bixby as Dr. David Banner in The Incredible Hulk. (It’s Bruce Banner in the comics, but the president of CBS reportedly thought the name “Bruce” sounded too “gay” and ordered it changed.)

Bixby, like Carter, naturally exuded goodness and warmth. But the tragic circumstances of Banner’s life — his loneliness, his guilt, and his longing for a cure for the monster inside him — wore heavily on his soul, too, and Bixby carried those burdens with a quiet, noble sadness.

But through it all, Banner always found time to stop and help those who couldn’t help themselves. And when the rage took over, so too did Lou Ferrigno, who played the Hulk not just as a force of raw, primal rage, but as a creature that still retained the heart and goodness of his alter ego.

Yesterday, Deadline reported that ABC is developing an new live-action Hulk series. (ABC, just like the Hulk’s comic book home, Marvel Comics, is owned by Disney, and this will be the first major flexing of that new partnership’s muscles.) Little is known about the show at this time, but the timing is interesting, particularly on the heels of all the controversy surrounding Edward Norton’s Avengers dismissal and replacement with Mark Ruffalo. It’s a given that yet another actor will play Banner on television; including Eric Bana from Ang Lee’s 2003 movie, that will make four Dr. Banners in less than a decade.

I think the biggest question right now is what they’ll do about the Hulk. Will he be rendered digitally, as the big-screen Hulks have been, or will an actual actor bulk up to Hulk out?

I’d go with the latter choice; even the big-screen CGI Hulks didn’t always look as good or as real as they should have (especially the 2003 version, with looked like a green rubber bladder filled with water), and a television budget just isn’t going to be able to get away with the complexity necessary to bring that many pixels to life every week.

(Might I suggest Russian action star and bodybuilder Alexander Nevsky, with whom my writing partner Kevin Rice and I are writing a new Hercules movie?)

Whatever happens with these projects, I hope the writers and creators remember what truly makes these characters timeless. I hope they find actors who embody all of the right qualities. And I hope they challenge and entertain the adult in me, while still making me feel like a kid again.

An excellent article on Heat Vision has more information on the Hulk show, as well as a list of other Marvel properties being eyed for television development. Exciting times!

I’d also like to invite you to read these interviews I did in 2003 about Bixby’s legacy. I spoke to Eric Allan Kramer (who played Thor in The Incredible Hulk Returns), Rex Smith (who was Daredevil in Trial of the Incredible Hulk), Elizabeth Gracen (from Death of the Incredible Hulk), and Mr. Lou Ferrigno himself. Of all the articles I’ve had published over the last 19 years, these are some of my all-time favorites.

Stay tuned for more on these and other superhero projects!

Rounding up some other Superman movie rumors

Now that we’ve debunked the General Zod “debunking” as the non-debunk that it was, let’s focus on a more serious batch of allegations leveled at the film by Vulture.

In an article about Darren Aronofsky being offered the directing gig for Hugh Jackman’s next Wolverine movie, Claude Brodesser-Akner writes, “Until last weekend, though, Aronofsky was far more interested in directing WB’s original take on Superman — in which Clark Kent is a journalist traveling the world trying to decide if he should, in fact, even become Superman — than doing a sequel like Wolverine 2.”

He goes on to say that “knowledgeable insiders” tell him that David Goyer’s Superman script is “rushed” and “still a bit of a mess,” that Zack Snyder was not Warner Bros.’ first choice to direct, and that Snyder was only hired because Warner Bros. believes he can shoot the movie faster than Aronofsky could have, which is necessary because they “must have a new Superman movie in production by 2011 or they’ll be subject to potential lawsuits by the heirs of the superhero’s creators.”

First of all, that’s a lot of Superman hearsay (except for the lawsuit part at the end, which is true) to be dropping so nonchalantly in the middle of an article about Wolverine.

Secondly, Brodesser-Akner gives absolutely zero attribution for the “Clark Kent is a journalist traveling the world trying to decide if he should, in fact, even become Superman” plot summary he presents so plainly as fact. I even asked him for some kind of attribution in the comments section below the article, but I didn’t get an answer (not that I expected to).

He quotes “knowledgeable insiders” later in the article, but doesn’t specify if the plot summary came directly from Warner Bros. (which it didn’t, because they’ve not officially commented on the plot), from another team of “knowledgeable insiders,” or from the voice of Jor-El that sometimes speaks to him while he’s flossing his teeth in the evening.

I’m sorry, but you can’t just drop a bomb like that without telling us where you got it. I didn’t even want to bring any of this up, but I also want to make sure I’ve got all the big news covered, and this article certainly made a splash when it was published last week.

My take is this:

Don’t worry about it. I sincerely doubt that’s really the movie’s plot (which sounds almost exactly like the 2003 Mark Waid/Leinil Francis Yu comic series Superman: Birthright), and I won’t believe anything about the story until we hear it from someone directly involved with the production — Snyder, Nolan, Goyer, etc.

As for the hearsay about the script not being ready, a) I doubt a David Goyer superhero script from a story he built with Christopher Nolan is a “mess,” and b) even if it still needs work, they’ve got months before the movie goes into production. I don’t know why Vulture’s so intent on making it sound as if the sky is falling, but I’m confident that Snyder, Nolan, and Goyer will have no problems making us believe once again that a man can fly.

(For more commentary on this, read the wise words of Think McFly Think’s Mitch Anderson and John Dinicola.)

In the meantime, let’s take yet another look at that AMC video where Jon Hamm talks about Breaking Bad. I really, really hope they hire this guy as Superman:

Keep watching this site for all the latest about the Man of Steel’s next cinematic adventure!