Reading about how a volcano in India might have killed all the dinosaurs is not awesome.

(Dinosaurs getting hurt makes me sad.)

But reading about how archaeologists in the Sahara have discovered a new “river of the giants,” on the other hand, is awesome.

(Take that, Sarah Palin!)

Have an amazing rest-of-your-week, gang. I’m off tonight to see my good friend Garrison Starr rock the roof off of Boulevard Place Cafe in Indianapolis.