See The Dark Knight and save my life

Let’s get serious for a minute, gang.

(Why so serious?)

I’m murdering myself with too many fast-food burgers and fries, and I drink enough soda to kill a rhinocerous.

I know this.

And I can’t stop.

Could you?

So here’s the deal:

If The Dark Knight can knock Titanic out of the top slot on the all-time domestic earners list, I will not eat fast food or drink a soda for an entire year.

Can it be done?

Here’s the current list:

All-time Domestic Box Office Results

Peter Sciretta talks about more about it here:

/Film: Could The Dark Knight sink the Titanic?

Here’s another take on the situation:

The L.A Times: The Dark Knight enters Titanic territory

We’ll see what happens.

In the meantime, I could just stop eating unhealthy things anyway, but … come on.

This just in: Stephanie has agreed to wear this every day for a whole year if The Dark Knight can do it. What a trooper! Let’s not let her down.


  1. Melissa says:

    Oh Tori, why!?! When you all told me about this, I thought it was for a photo shoot.

    I didn’t realize she wore it in a public place. :(

    But she looks damn good. :)

  2. Kareem says:

    You have serious balls, my friend.

    Wow….I need to think of a resolution like this for TDK too. I’m going to talk with Claire and come up with one, ASAP. If TD makes it, you’ll have changed things….forever.

  3. Kerstin says:

    I have zero doubt this movie will knock Titanic right outta the park. A fact that makes me happy and sad at the same time. Happy because I cannot stand James Cameron. Good filmmaker, horrible human being. Sad because it’s Kate and Leo. And anything Kate does is awesome by my standards.

    That being said, I’ve seen TDK now 6 times and my son is on his 10th viewing as we speak. So we’re doing our part to help the cause.

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