Georgia Bigfoot's a hoax, but don't lose hope

As expected, the idiots in Georgia who claimed they found a dead Bigfoot body have been proven liars and frauds:

Researcher says Bigfoot just a rubber gorilla suit

One of the guys is a former Georgia corrections officer, and the other guy is a cop on medical leave.

Well, he WAS a cop:

On Tuesday, Clayton County Police Chief Jeff Turner said he has not spoken to Whitton but processed paperwork to fire him.
"Once he perpetrated a fraud, that goes into his credibility and integrity," Turner said. "He has violated the duty of a police officer."

At least there's SOME justice coming out of this whole thing. They'll never be taken seriously again for the rest of their lives, and that's awesome, too.

More on the hoax here.

In the meantime, fellow Mulders, don't lose hope.

Like I mentioned last week, a previously undiscovered population of 125,000 lowland gorillas was recently discovered living in the Congo.

And that gives me out that somewhere out there, in the great American frontier, something is, well, out there.

I believe in Bigfoot.