DVD Review: The Count of Monte Cristo

The Count of Monte Cristo, by The Three Musketeers author Alexandre Dumas, has inspired more than a dozen film and TV re-tellings since 1908. The latest, from director Kevin Reynolds (Waterworld, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves), stars Jim Caviezel (Frequency, The Thin Red Line) and Guy Pearce (Memento, The Time Machine) in a timeless tale of Napoleonic intrigue, dastardly betrayal and deadly revenge.

Edmond Dantes (Caviezel) is a simple sailor, the poor son of a clerk who finds joy in every breath he takes. His best friend, Fernand (Pearce), was born into a rich family but wants everything Edmond has: happiness, goodness and, more than anything else, Edmond’s fiancĂ©e, Mercedes (Dagmara Dominczyk). When Fernand seizes the opportunity to get Edmond out of the picture, Edmond is framed for a crime he did not commit and thrown into the darkest, loneliest cell of the coldest prison imaginable. After 13 years, Edmond escapes and sets into motion a plan of revenge that no simple sailor could ever accomplish. He becomes the mysterious Count of Monte Cristo, and nothing will stand in his way.

This is an excellent film that places more emphasis on drama and revenge than action. Caviezel’s transformation from sweet, simple Edmond into the Count of Monte Cristo is so majestic and convincing that he truly seems like a different man. His shift from simple man to weary prisoner to triumphant hero gives Caviezel many opportunities to show off different sides of the same character.

Guy Pearce is an incredible villain, lacing Fernand’s cruelty with simmering jealousy. Fernand may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he’s also fragile and miserable. Pearce conveys that wonderfully.

As Mercedes, Dagmara Dominczyk is more than just a breathtakingly beautiful face. She plays her character’s unbearable sadness to heartbreaking perfection. All three actors do a remarkable job of showing the differences in their characters before and after the 16 years Edmond was out of the picture.

The supporting cast is just as good. Richard Harris plays the fellow prisoner who secretly educates Edmond in prison.

Michael Wincott gives one of his most interesting (and subtle, in all the right ways) bad guy performances as the prison warden.

Supporting actor extraordinaire Luis Guzman (Traffic, Boogie Nights) is infinitely enjoyable as Jacopo, who is to the Count of Monte Cristo not only what Alfred was to Batman but also what Chewbacca was to Han Solo. Guzman makes him one of the film’s most enjoyable characters.

The DVD features an audio commentary by Reynolds and four deleted scenes with excellent commentary by Reynolds and editor Stephen Semel, who explain why the scenes were cut. Though the deleted scenes feature excellent acting and character development, they are a bit much for a movie that’s already 131 minutes long. A sound design demonstration and side-by-side multiple camera angles of the climactic swordfight are also included. Five excellent documentaries about everything from the history of the story to the making of the movie finish off the disc.

Beautifully filmed and strongly acted, The Count of Monte Cristo is as well worth your time as it is timeless.

DVD Review: Blade II

My friend Chuck and I were so blown away by the original Blade that we created a new adjective:

wesley, adj. unflinchingly bad-ass; the highest attainable level of cool

And in the four years since the film’s release, we’ve uttered phrases like “Catch you fuckers at a bad time?” and “Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill” more times than we’d like to admit. Blade scored big box office with a modest budget, and produced one of the most feature-packed DVDs of its time.

Blade II finds Guillermo del Toro (Cronos, Mimic) taking over the director’s chair from Stephen Norrington. Wesley Snipes is back as vampire slayer Blade, the legendary “Daywalker” who has all the strengths but none of the weaknesses of his bloodsucking prey. Kris Kristofferson returns as Blade’s friend and mentor, Whistler, rescued from both vampires and vampirism at the beginning of the film.

The first movie established culture, hierarchy, and science for vampires. The sequel goes for a darker style but does so with considerably less substance. Blade is confronted with a plea by vampire princess Nyssa (Leonor Varela) and her creepy, Nosferatu-looking father. New creatures called Reapers are feeding on vampires, and the vampire nation needs the help of its greatest enemy to combat this new threat before all life on the planet is wiped out. Blade must fight alongside the Blood Pack, a team of vampire commandos created to destroy him. Their leader is the massive, moody Reinhardt (Ron Perlman), who makes it clear to Blade that as soon as their mutual mission is accomplished, the truce is over.

Blade II is a brutal, bloody movie that relies almost entirely on gruesome action. The results are hit and miss. Most of the film’s key fight sequences incorporate digital stuntmen that simply don’t move the right way. The film’s best sword-fighting sequence, in which Blade fights two sword-wielding vampire assailants, also features the film’s worst digital effects. The digital portion only adds a couple of seconds, and the graphics are so jerky and unrealistic that they kill the style and momentum of the fight. Wesley Snipes, a powerful and formidable fighter, doesn’t need any help looking like a bad-ass. Donnie Yen did much of the film’s fight choreography and appears in a small supporting role as a Blood Pack member, but he’s reduced to just another guy holding a weapon. Blade II doesn’t allow the new characters to shine, and it can’t decide what its main conflict should be. It’s simply one fight scene after another, and nothing ever really clicks.

It’s a shame. Wesley (the man) has never been more wesley (the adjective). His performance is looser this time around and the fight scenes are much more advanced (until the inevitable digital “assistance” appears). Blade II is entertaining, but it’s not nearly as smart or as interesting as the first one.

The first disc is the anamorphic 1.85:1 widescreen version of the film. Audio options are Dolby Digital 6.1 DTS-ES Surround, 5.1 Surround and 2.0 Stereo Surround. Audio and subtitles are English only. Guillermo del Toro and producer Peter Frankfurt team up for one audio commentary, while Snipes and writer David S. Goyer join forces for the second. There’s also an isolated musical score.

Every other aspect of making the film is on the second disc of this incredible DVD. An 83-minute “making of” feature has an additional 16 minutes of supplements that can be viewed during the feature or separately. Nearly 25 minutes of deleted scenes can be viewed with or without commentary. According to del Toro, “What you will see is mostly crap.” But a lot of the stuff here is really good. There’s more fight footage, more details about vampire physiology and a flashback to Whistler’s first meeting with a teenage Blade. It’s fun listening to del Toro, whose next film will be Hellboy with Ron Perlman, laugh hysterically about how terrible he thinks these scenes are.

Six key scenes can be viewed by original script, shooting script, storyboards, or “on the set” mode, which shows the creation of these sequences from a “behind the scenes” point of view. Every feature on the DVD breaks down into more and more features. Art galleries, production notebooks, trailers and numerous other features round out this incredible disc.

Wesley is wesley. The DVD is certainly wesley. The film itself is not as wesley as the original, but still kicked enough ass to keep me happy.

Kay Hanley’s CHERRY MARMALADE

One of last year’s best rock records was the JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS soundtrack, which found Kay Hanley merrily knocking out punk-rock verses and power-pop choruses like the 17-year-old girl she isn’t. Her first solo album finds her sounding like the thirty-something siren she’s grown into since her days fronting Letters to Cleo, but the beautifully mature results still bop with infinitely more bounce than typical singer/songwriter fare. Hanley delivers the unbearably sexy “Princely Ghetto” with a breathy whisper: “My fingers on your faded blue jeans where my eyes had already been,” she sings, as a lap steel moans hauntingly behind her. Her voice sounds bold and bright on the dazzling pop/rock songs that fill out the rest of the album, and you’ve got to love a girl who uses “trampoline” as a verb. “Happy to Be Here,” a cute, happy little country tune, says it all: “I’m alive and breathing, and this will be my greatest year. I’m so happy to be here.” Any time, Kay. We’re happy to have you.