Bourne sighted in Irish trailer park

The good folks over at Yahoo! Movies UK & Ireland have a really nice page for The Bourne Ultimatum, which includes a link to the film’s first international teaser trailer.

Matt Damon as Jason Bourne doing parkour over a rooftop, off a gate and through a window. Do you need any other reasons to see this movie?

Okay.

Motorcycle chase.

Explosions.

Joan Allen.

Julia Stiles.

Brutal, close-in martial arts.

Can you see how incredible this is going to be?

Jason Bourne drives a motorcyle down the popcorn aisle of a theater near you on August 3, 2007.

I’m dying, part 1

I had a coupon for 2-for-$3 Arby’s Sourdough Melts, so I got one ham and swiss and one roast beef and cheddar for lunch today.

The sandwiches were less than decent; each suffered from too much bread and not enough meat. I won’t have either ever again.

And for the last hour, when I breathe, I smell sourdough. Which means that the sourdough has infiltrated my respiratory system, and that I’m therefore a goner.

And here I always thought I’d go from too many Mountain Dews.