The new Conan movie looks awesome

Last night, my nephew Oliver hauled a box of my old action figures out of my closet. He calls them “heroes,” as in, “John, can we play with your heroes?” That got me thinking a lot about how large a role the heroes of movies and books and comics have played in my life, and I love seeing that same spark in Ollie’s eyes as he learns about Batman and Spider-Man and Iron Man.

One of my favorite heroes has always been Conan, the Cimmerian swordsman who first appeared in a short story in a pulp magazine in 1932. Two factors contributed heavily to the miles I trekked through the woods behind my parents house with my own plastic sword in hand — the VHS tape my uncle Richard recorded for me off of HBO, which had Aliens, The Princess Bride, and Conan the Destroyer on it (and that I watched in its entirety almost every day), and all the issues of The Savage Sword of Conan that my late grandfather, William Robert Vance, bought for me at the Pic-Pac in New Salisbury. (There were always swords, and sometimes there were boobs, too, but we didn’t tell my mom.)

As great and as worthy a classic as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s original Conan the Barbarian is, I’ve always loved Destroyer even more. It’s probably the best that Arnold ever looked on film, and the movie itself is just wall-to-wall magic and action. And even though Arnold’s two movies shared little in common with original author Robert E. Howard’s stories beyond a huge hero with a sword named Conan, Arnold perfectly embodied the spirit of the character and redefined him for every generation that followed.

How in the world can any actor ever follow that? Jason Momoa, best known for his 78 episodes of Stargate: Atlantis and possessing a unique look and excellent fighting skills, was the man chosen for the job. And after the initial shock of someone replacing Arnold finally wore off, I looked at the first official photo released of Jason as Conan …

… and quickly realized that he actually looks more like the original Conan of Howard’s stories than Arnold did.

A few photos can be found on the official Facebook page, and now even more photos have surfaced on Bleeding Cool and /Film that make this movie look even better. I love the atmosphere and the set designs, and again, Momoa looks striking as Conan. No one will ever be Arnold, but they’re not trying to do what Arnold did. This movie will stand on its own, and hopefully it will be strong enough to deserve some sequels.

For tons more information about the rest of the cast and other awesome updates, check out this excellent Conan movie blog.

No firm release date has been set, but Conan will take you back to the days of high adventure sometime in 2011!


True Story

One of my favorite things about Arnold’s Conan was his fighting style. Even though Arnold was massive, and even though his sword was enormous, his stances and swings carried the brutal precision and deadly grace of classic Samurai swordplay. That’s probably because Arnold’s trainer and the sword choreographer for both of those films, Kiyoshi Yamasaki, is Japanese.

Spider-Man also gets a mystery villain [Updated!]

UPDATE

And … Ifans will be playing The Lizard, according to The Wrap.

I appreciate that this is a new series of films with its own new continuity, but especially after Spider-Man 2, I was really excited about seeing Dylan Baker’s Dr. Connors take the tragic fall. It would have been so much more emotionally satisfying to see Peter try to battle — and battle to save — his favorite professor than deal with all the Venom nonsense, and it would have remained in line with Raimi’s love of old-school Spidey adversaries. It was the only logical step, and it would have been spectacular.

Unfortunately, everything Raimi was building to was handily thwarted by the third film’s wretched insistence on being, well, the third film. This news makes me hate Spider-Man 3 even more in retrospect and, despite the presence of Garfield and especially Stone, doesn’t make feel feel any less lukewarm about the reboot’s prospects.

I really hope they prove me wrong.


I’m still flipping out over today’s awesome news that Tom Hardy has been cast in Christopher Nolan’s next Batman movie, and my curiosity about which character he’ll be playing is eating me alive.

I can’t say I’m nearly as intrigued about the mystery villain Rhys Ifans will be playing in Sony’s Spider-Man reboot, but the studio would certainly like for me to be, choosing only to say, “The filmmakers prefer to not reveal which character Ifans will be playing in the forthcoming film.”

(I’d have said “prefer not to reveal,” but let’s not start splitting hairs about splitting infinitives.)

Anyway, Ifans will menace Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker and my girlfriend Emma Stone (not really/if only) as Peter’s original true love from the comics, Gwen Stacy.

Did Spider-Man ever fight Tom Petty? I’m just saying.

Tom Hardy joins the cast of Nolan’s next Batman!

Update

The news was just confirmed as gospel by Bill Ramey on the Batman on Film message board. You can take this to the bank. Still no word on what character Hardy will be playing.



I’m so excited right now I can barely stand it!

The first piece of casting news for the next Nolan/Bale Batman movie has arrived — Mike Fleming reports that Tom Hardy, who was 47 kinds of bad-ass as Eames in Inception this summer and will star as the new Mad Max in Fury Road for that franchise’s original director, George Miller, has won an unspecified role.

So it looks like we’ve got a potential villain here. Hardy has screen presence for days and talent to match, and this is especially exciting because it means the floodgates for new Batman movie news should be opening any second.

As always, keep your eyes on Batman on Film for all the best and latest Batman movie news!

Batman battles back to the theater near you on July 20, 2010!