Last night I dreamed I was dating Lauren Helen Graham.
Our first date was at the McDonald’s in Corydon.
And then we took a long walk in a park that had a tunnel. It was cold outside, but Lauren’s presence made me feel very warm.
And then I woke up and realized that I wasn’t dating Lauren Graham.
And that makes me sad.
Oh, Lauren. What are we doing? Especially with Valentine’s Day right around the corner.