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One of the best things about being born on this very day in 1975 is that I was just old enough to see and be influenced by the decade’s amazing and magical treasury of superhero movies and TV. Christopher Reeve’s Superman movie changed my life in a big way, and television was home to Reb Brown’s Captain America (with clear shield, giant helmet, and a motorcycle that drove out of the van!), Nicholas Hammond’s Spider-Man, and my two favorites — Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman and The Incredible Hulk, starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno.
New deals to bring both of those series back to television are now in various stages of completion. But as exciting as it all sounds on paper, both shows have got a lot to live up to.
How do you even begin to find a woman who can fill Wonder Woman’s boots the way Lynda Carter did? There’s an episode in the show’s second season called “Screaming Javelin,” in which Mariposa, a dictator played by Henry Gibson in an outrageously puffy purple jumpsuit, kidnaps the world’s best athletes and forces them to become his island nation’s Olympic team.
(I know. I know. But come on. It was the 1970s, and it was Wonder Woman on television!)
Mariposa taunts Wonder Woman with the mechanics of his plan. She says, “It’s quite a dream, Mr. Mariposa. But I’m afraid it’s only a dream. I had more-or-less the same problem with Napoleon Bonaparte.”
“His dream was to conquer the world,” he snivels in response. “Mine is a little bit more … realistic.”
“You call this realistic?” she asks. “I’m beginning to lose my temper with you, Mr. Mariposa, and that’s something I haven’t done in five or six hundred years.”
And right there, right then, in that moment, you can see the life she’s lived across every one of those centuries dancing behind her sparkling, ocean-blue eyes. Her words carry neither weariness nor weight but rather warmth and wisdom, goodness and strength, and power and grace.
Of course Carter looked amazing in the costume — there’s absolutely no doubt that she’s one of the most beautiful women who ever lived. But it was the way she carried herself, and the way she listened and the way she spoke, that made us all fall in love with her, that made her speeches just as dazzling and as exciting as her kicks and leaps and silver bracelet bullet blocks.
Deadline says that David E. Kelley, who just happens to bear the great and mighty honor of being Mr. Michelle Pfeiffer, will create a new Wonder Woman series for Warner Bros. and DC Comics. Kelley’s previous TV credits include Picket Fences, Ally McBeal, The Practice, and Boston Legal, among many others, so he’s got plenty of experience in writing and producing for the small screen.
My only hopes are these — that the series doesn’t replace plans to finally bring Wonder Woman to the big screen, and that the casting honors what Lynda Carter brought to the role all those years ago.
Finding a beautiful actress won’t be difficult. Finding an actress whose beauty begins inside and radiates outward in warm waves of strength and grace the way Lynda Carter’s did? That’s an order as tall as Carter herself, and shouldn’t be taken lightly.
Carter was as perfectly cast as Wonder Woman as Christopher Reeve was as Superman, and another actor who wore his role with effortless perfection was Bill Bixby as Dr. David Banner in The Incredible Hulk. (It’s Bruce Banner in the comics, but the president of CBS reportedly thought the name “Bruce” sounded too “gay” and ordered it changed.)
Bixby, like Carter, naturally exuded goodness and warmth. But the tragic circumstances of Banner’s life — his loneliness, his guilt, and his longing for a cure for the monster inside him — wore heavily on his soul, too, and Bixby carried those burdens with a quiet, noble sadness.
But through it all, Banner always found time to stop and help those who couldn’t help themselves. And when the rage took over, so too did Lou Ferrigno, who played the Hulk not just as a force of raw, primal rage, but as a creature that still retained the heart and goodness of his alter ego.
Yesterday, Deadline reported that ABC is developing an new live-action Hulk series. (ABC, just like the Hulk’s comic book home, Marvel Comics, is owned by Disney, and this will be the first major flexing of that new partnership’s muscles.) Little is known about the show at this time, but the timing is interesting, particularly on the heels of all the controversy surrounding Edward Norton’s Avengers dismissal and replacement with Mark Ruffalo. It’s a given that yet another actor will play Banner on television; including Eric Bana from Ang Lee’s 2003 movie, that will make four Dr. Banners in less than a decade.
I think the biggest question right now is what they’ll do about the Hulk. Will he be rendered digitally, as the big-screen Hulks have been, or will an actual actor bulk up to Hulk out?
I’d go with the latter choice; even the big-screen CGI Hulks didn’t always look as good or as real as they should have (especially the 2003 version, with looked like a green rubber bladder filled with water), and a television budget just isn’t going to be able to get away with the complexity necessary to bring that many pixels to life every week.
(Might I suggest Russian action star and bodybuilder Alexander Nevsky, with whom my writing partner Kevin Rice and I are writing a new Hercules movie?)
Whatever happens with these projects, I hope the writers and creators remember what truly makes these characters timeless. I hope they find actors who embody all of the right qualities. And I hope they challenge and entertain the adult in me, while still making me feel like a kid again.
An excellent article on Heat Vision has more information on the Hulk show, as well as a list of other Marvel properties being eyed for television development. Exciting times!
I’d also like to invite you to read these interviews I did in 2003 about Bixby’s legacy. I spoke to Eric Allan Kramer (who played Thor in The Incredible Hulk Returns), Rex Smith (who was Daredevil in Trial of the Incredible Hulk), Elizabeth Gracen (from Death of the Incredible Hulk), and Mr. Lou Ferrigno himself. Of all the articles I’ve had published over the last 19 years, these are some of my all-time favorites.
Stay tuned for more on these and other superhero projects!
As much as I respect and admire Brandon Routh’s dedication to the Man of Steel both on-screen and off, Superman Returns and I just didn’t get along.
Christopher Nolan and Christian Bale, however, understand what it means to be Batman, and made two of the best movies I’ve ever seen.
The rest of the heroes from DC Comics haven’t fared so well, and that’s probably because they’re not quite as easy to adapt for the big screen as the (relatively) realistic cast of characters over at Marvel.
That’s about to change.
First up is Green Lantern, which has the potential to be for DC what Iron Man was for Marvel.
Green Lanterns are intergalactic guardians chosen for their courage and armed with “power rings” able to manifest the willpower of their wearers into weapons. The only limit is the user’s imagination. Every sector of space is assigned a Green Lantern to guard it from all kinds of interstellar nasties, and Earth’s sector, 2814, has more than one protector.
(Lots more info here.)
The movie will present the origin of Hal Jordan, a test pilot who discovers — or is he discovered by? — an alien Green Lantern who crash-lands into our planet. The dying Lantern gives his ring to Hal, who begins a new life of danger and adventure that takes him across the stars.
(It sounds silly, but it isn’t. Think of the rings as supercomputers that plug directly into the wearer’s imagination and interpret what they’re told into energy-based creations — anything from a simple green laser beam to a giant space hammer.)
Martin Campbell is set to direct, and he’s an excellent choice (even though I’d rather see him on a Superman movie). Campbell has an amazing eye for beautifully shooting actors, action, and locations. Just look at Casino Royale for as fine an example as I can think of. He also made The Mask of Zorro, which is as fun and as thrilling a film as you can ask for, and its sequel, The Legend of Zorro, which looks great even though its screenplay is one of the most insulting messes I’ve ever been asked to digest.
I really hope the movie captures the flavor and feel of the comics written by DC architect Geoff Johns, who masters both test-pilot romanticism and galaxy-sized action. I’m not so sure about screenwriters Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, and Michael Green based on the comic books I’ve read by them, but hopefully they can pull off a winner of a script. I certainly don’t have any doubts about Martin Campbell.
I can’t imagine a better man than Nathan Fillion to take on the role, and those who complain that the 38-year-old is “too old” should look at how capably a forty-something Robert Downey Jr. owned Iron Man. Jon Hamm from Mad Men and 30 Rock also gets mentioned by fans a lot, but I’d much rather see him play Superman.
(Dear Hollywood — If you want a skinny, out-of-shape Hal Jordan, call me.)
Check out this MTV story about the film absolutely having a sense of humor, which means you need a witty man playing Hal Jordan. Emphasis on “man.” Please don’t cast him as some 19-year-old male bimbo. When we live in a world where Christian Bale is Batman, Ed Norton is the Hulk, Hugh Jackman is Wolverine, and Robert Downey, Jr. is Iron Man, we need heroes who look and feel like they could really save our lives.
One candidate getting a lot of action on the rumor mill is Chris Pine, who’s set to play Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek film opening May 8. Pine’s got the look, and we’ll find out soon if he’s got the grit. More about his potential casting here, and I’ll post more news about this one as it happens.
In the meantime, DC is planning an animated Green Lantern film that you can read more about here.
Meanwhile, IESB has two reports about a new Wonder Woman movie — here and here. It sounds like Warner Bros. and producer Joel Silver are actively looking for new writers (cough, cough, I know of a couple of guys, cough) and a director.
Earthbound goddess Megan Gale was cast as Wonder Woman in the Justice League movie that didn’t happen. (Rapper Common was cast as Hal Jordan’s fellow Sector 2814 Green Lantern, John Stewart, in that one.) Check out this video of Megan. Look how she towers over the male talk show host! She’s beautiful. She looks powerful. She had my vote then and she’s got it now. Along with my heart, my soul, and my love.
But it’s also possible (and probably probable) that Silver’s team will go with a new actress, they need to remember that Wonder Woman isn’t just beautiful and strong. She should be able to convey the same centuries of goodness, wisdom, and grace that Lynda Carter gave her in the 1970s TV series.
And if you need a Wonder Woman fix right now, check out her new animated movie (from DC Comics and Warner Premiere) on DVD and Blu-ray. It’s like a cross between 300 and Batman Begins. I loved it.
And that’s all I know about these movies for now.
More to come!