Best Christian Bale interview EVER!

I’m sorry I’ve not written much here lately, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been writing — I’ve been cranking out lots of things I’ll be able to talk about at a later date.

In the meantime, do you remember this article from my old website?

Spectacularly hilarious and awesome.

Well, Christian Bale has been interviewed by that woman again about his role in Terminator Salvation, and this one’s even funnier.

You can see it right here.

Absolutely amazing!

New Hercules press

Check out Obsessed With Film for another quick bit on Hercules: The Beginning, the upcoming film my good friend Kevin Rice and I are writing for/with Russian producer, bodybuilder, author, and action star Alexander Nevsky.

The article includes this photo (click it to see it bigger) of Alexander in the gym with Lou Ferrigno, who was extremely kind and a real class act when I interviewed him a few years ago. Lou played Hercules in two films in the early 1980s, and is known and loved around the world for his more-than-muscles portrayal of the Hulk in the classic ’70s series with Bill Bixby.

Alexander is going to be an amazing Hercules. And, as always, more news on the movie as it happens!

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One of the best thing about growing up in the home I grew up in was getting to watch whatever my parents watched. From a young age, I got to see all the best moments from all the greats — Johnny Carson, Steve Martin, Burt Reynolds, etc.

One of my favorite personalities from that late ’70s/early ’80s heyday was Dom DeLuise, who never failed to make me laugh and smile. He was often doing something related to food, which is a topic near and dear to my own heart.

DeLuise passed away at the age of 75 yesterday, and he will be missed.

(Here’s an example of one of his classic bits with Dean Martin, in which Dom played a terrible magician called Dominick the Great.)

Thank you for the laughs, good sir! And don’t let God hog all the meatballs.

Review: State of Play

If you’re a writer, you need to see State of Play. It’s a modern-day white-knuckler about getting the story the old-fashioned way.

Congressman Steven Collins (Ben Affleck) is either brave enough or dumb enough to go after PointCorp, a Blackwater-style company with its own military whose international presence is just a drop in the bucket compared to their domestic aspirations.

Collins has the moral high ground until he loses it — spectacularly and publicly — upon the not-so-mysterious death of his primary research assistant, Sonia Baker (Maria Thayer). When it’s quickly revealed that many of the briefs Sonia was studying were the kind that Congressman Collins wore under his pants, his battle against PointCorp takes a staggering blow and his already deteriorating marriage with his wife, Anne (Robin Wright Penn), is ruined once and for all.

The congressman’s old college roommate, Cal McAffrey (Russell Crowe), works for the Washington Globe as one of the last of the truly old-school reporters. He follows leads with his nose, takes notes with paper and pen, and goes directly to the source of the story even when it gets him in trouble.

This time, it might get him killed.

Who killed Sonia Baker? And why? PointCorp stands to lose tens of billions of dollars — and a lot more — if Congressman Collins defeats their latest round of lobbies.

Cal gets the upper hand on some game-changing evidence, but lots of questions above and beyond his friendship with Steven and Anne Collins come into play. Questions of timing. Questions of morality. Questions of trust. But in the end, it’s all about the truth.

Cal reluctantly teams up with Della Frye (Rachel McAdams), the paper’s hot-shot online political blogger who represents a kind of journalism that Cal can’t stand. As Cal and Della beat deadlines and death threats, nothing can prepare them for what’s really going on in the darkest corners of the all-too-human hearts — both noble and not — on Capitol Hill.

State of Play has so many twists and turns that the less said about it the better.

So I’ll just say lots of things about the cast.

Russell Crowe is, as always, a towering inferno of talent and presence.

Affleck dials down his usual charm to play a man struggling with his own mistakes and how they might hurt his ability to truly bring about what’s right. While you won’t feel sorry for him for cheating on his wife, you’ll cheer on his attempts to hold PointCorp accountable for its wrongs both home and abroad. Bits of his trademark humor do come through in his chemistry with Crowe; you really get the sense that these guys were old college roommates who’ve gone on different paths but still remember where they came from.

Rachel McAdams is lovely, determined, and plucky as Della — the blogger has to grow up fast in the field, and McAdams superbly holds her own not just against Crowe but also against Helen Mirren, who plays the paper’s editor like a shark and walks away with many of the film’s most memorable moments and lines.

And of course there’s Jason Bateman as a sleazy P.R. guy who’s involved in it all, too. His performance is something like an evil Michael Bluth who’s been possessed by Pepper Brooks from Dodgeball. Is there anything this guy can’t do?

And Jeff Daniels as a hypocritical, holier-than-thou senator.

And Robin Wright is even prettier now than she was in The Princess Bride.

And I’m going to stop talking about the movie now, because, like I said, you’re better off knowing as little as possible when you see it.

So … see it. It’s awesome not just as a thriller but as a commentary on what’s happening to the newspaper industry and the threatened vitality of old-school reporting.

Review: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

I’m a big fan of Matthew McConaughey. I love Sahara a lot more than some people tell me I’m supposed to, and I was surprised by how much I enjoyed Fool’s Gold when I rented it for my mom. McConaughey plays an explorer in both of those movies, and he showed the fire and the passion for archaeology and treasure that was missing from the Lara Croft movies, for example. He’s charming and he’s funny and he brings everything he’s got to his roles. There’s not a lot more that you could ask for.

Then there’s Jennifer Garner. Sweet, sweet Jenny Garner. I fell in love with her immediately in Alias. She was delightful and effortlessly hilarious in 13 Going on 30. She’s tough beyond tough in one of my all-time favorite movies, The Kingdom. And I’d give a lot — and I mean a lot — to get to kiss those lips.

That’s why I was glad to go see their new collaboration, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, with my friend Erin on Sunday.

McConaughey plays Connor Mead, a photographer who spends more time taking off his models’ clothes than he does actually taking their pictures. The girls are happy to oblige. He’s been afraid to open up his heart since his parents died in a car accident when he was a little boy, and being raised by his Hugh Hefner-worshipping uncle Wayne (Michael Douglas) didn’t exactly help him nurture the healthiest attitude towards women.

But his heart has always beaten for Jenny Perotti (Garner), who in turn has always loved Connor more than anyone. Jenny took it harder than he ever knew when he ran away one morning without explanation; he loved her back, but he was too afraid to let her all the way in.

Now Connor’s little brother, Paul (Breckin Meyer), is getting married, and Jenny is one of the bridesmaids. When Connor arrives he manages to offend everyone with his harsh attitudes about marriage and love, and he does the classic romantic comedy thing where he’s mean to Jenny but only because he’s terrified of how much he loves her.

That’s when he sees the ghost of Uncle Wayne in the bathroom, who tells him he’ll be visited by three ghosts. And so begins Connor’s tour of the mistakes he’s made and the mistakes he can still fix if he’s man enough to change his ways.

It’s silly, but it’s sweet. The miles of confidence behind McConaughey’s smile make him perfect for a role like this, but he’s also got the chops to convey regret and change when the time comes. He’s good at physical comedy, too, especially during the spectacularly disastrous wedding cake scene.

Garner is sunnier than ever here, with an exuberance that won’t quit. She capably goes toe-to-toe with McConaughey both dramatically and romantically, and it’s impossible not to fall all the way in love with her every second she’s on screen.

Michael Douglas is a hoot as Uncle Wayne. Robert Forster is a lot of fun as Paul’s future father-in-law, whose Korean War flashbacks make their way into all of his speeches — especially his gut-busting riff against M*A*S*H*. Anne Archer, whom I just watched for the gazillionth time as Harrison Ford’s wife in Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger, is still super hot as the bride’s mom.

The bride in question — Sandra — is played by Lacey Chabert, who’s strikingly gorgeous but not afraid to completely make a fool of herself when she starts freaking out about every little thing.

Breckin Meyer, who doesn’t get nearly enough work, slips naturally and easily into the shoes of a guy who loves his big brother no matter how hard Connor tries to convince the rest of the world he’s a one-note jerk.

And of course there’s stunning Emma Stone, one of my favorite new actresses, who plays the hopelessly nerdy first ghost and steals every scene she’s in.

Nothing here is particularly original, and it’s pretty predictable, but there are plenty of laughs to be had.

And the cast is really good.

And sweet, sweet Jenny Garner’s in it.

Jackman in talks for Japan-based Wolverine sequel

Some of the coolest Wolverine stories I’ve ever read involve the marvelous mutant’s adventures against samurai and ninjas in Japan, set against his tragic romance with a beauty called Mariko.

(If you’re interested in reading some of these, please order Wolverine by Claremont & Miller and Wolverine: Logan from George at your local comic shop, and tell him John Bierly sent you.)

I love the idea of taking a Western superhero and dropping him into a strange environment. (It’s a large part of why “The Samurai” is one of my favorite Highlander episodes; I loved seeing Adrian Paul’s Duncan MacLeod navigating the dangers and customs of feudal Japan.) And even though I can’t wait to see Wolverine tonight with my friends Melissa and Mike, I almost wish they’d have done the Japan stories for the movie instead of an origin for a character whose history is better with a little mystery.

But Hugh Jackman is a fan of the Japanese stories himself, and he told MTV’s Splash Page that he’s talking to writers about exploring those stories in the sequel:

“There are so many areas of that Japanese story. I love the idea of this kind of anarchic character, the outsider, being in this world — I can see it aesthetically, too — full of honor and tradition and customs and someone who’s really anti-all of that, and trying to negotiate his way. The idea of the samurai, too — and the tradition there. It’s really great. In the comic book he gets his ass kicked by a couple of samurai — not even mutants. He’s shocked by that at first.”

And:

“There’s also a great, very intricate story there with Mariko, and so many cool ways we could go.”

I agree.

Let’s do it.

(And Hugh, I’m a movie writer now, so … call me.)

USA Today scores the first photo from Iron Man 2!

USA Today has the first official photo of Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in Iron Man 2.

And of course it looks awesome!

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In the accompanying article, returning director Jon Favreau says the new film takes place six month’s after Tony’s very public confession at the end of the first movie that he’s Iron Man. He asks, ”How many superheroes are open about their true identities? We wanted to play with that idea. But it obviously has consequences — in his relationships, on the team. There are a lot of areas we can explore.”

You can follow Favreau’s updates from the set right here, and we’ll get to see the finished product on May 7, 2010!

Bale talks Batman

I just read on Batman on Film that the folks over at Total Film talked to Christian Bale about his current projects and what’s up with the next Batman movie.

Given how successful and amazing The Dark Knight was, I couldn’t have asked for a better answer:

“Will we do a third movie? It’s got to be the right story. You can’t make something like The Dark Knight and then come out with something disappointing.”

And then he says something even better:

“I would like it if people say, ‘You’ll never make a good third movie.’ I say, ‘OK, let’s make a third movie in that case, let’s prove them wrong.’ But that’s just me.”

Sign me up. I admire the fact that he wants the story to be right, and that he accepts the challenge of making sure the third one honors what they accomplished in the first two — finding the heart of Bruce Wayne without compromising the power of Batman.

I know what I’d like the third one to be. I know how I’d like it to end. And I’m sure that Bale and Christopher Nolan and the rest of their team will once again deliver something better than I could possibly imagine.

Bale also talks about The Dark Knight and the Oscars:

“Heath winning Best Supporting Actor was fantastic. I had dinner with his family a couple of nights before the awards and liked very much they were the people who were picking it up for him. Of course I was really delighted that it did go that way.”

And:

“I’m not surprised by The Dark Knight not getting more Oscars though. I’m not really surprised by anything to do with awards. Hey listen, awards or not it’s a wonderful movie. Chris Nolan did such a fantastic job of it and you look back at the history of the Oscars — some of the best movies never got shit.”

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With Christopher Nolan making a science-fiction thriller called Inception next, it will be a while before production begins on a the new Batman movie.

In the meantime, look for Christian Bale this summer in Terminator Salvation and Public Enemies. (For trailers and information about Bale’s other upcoming projects, click here.)

Hercules … begins!

When I was little, I loved spending the night with my grandparents, Nanny and Pop Vance, in Ramsey, Indiana. While Nanny would cook the best fried chicken ever made, I’d line up all of my Star Wars figures on the kitchen table and tell Pop the story of each and every one of them. And he’d just listen and smile.

Inevitably we’d end up at the Pic-Pac grocery store in New Salisbury to grab one thing or another, and Pop would always buy me the latest issue of Famous Monsters magazine.

Even though the color photo of John Carpenter’s The Thing plastering its bloody self across an Antarctic research station’s ceiling scarred my childhood, I still loved reading the articles and looking at pictures covering everything from classic Universal monsters to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first Conan movie.

That’s why I’m so excited that some VERY BIG NEWS has been broken on the website of a magazine that was so important to me while I was growing up.

Russian actor, author, writer, producer, and bodybuilder Alexander Nevsky is making a Hercules movie.

And he just told Famous Monsters who’s writing it:

Famous Monsters: Nevsky Still Intending to Explore Hercules

WHAMMY!

I can’t even begin to express how happy and proud I am to be a part of this. My uncle Richard once recorded Conan the Destroyer off of HBO for me, and I watched that tape every day before running around the woods behind my parents’ house with a plastic sword, slaying monsters and saving maidens.

That’s what I want this movie to be.

And I promise it’s going to be awesome.

Thanks to my writing partner, brother, and friend Kevin Rice for convincing me we could write movies.

And HUGE thanks to Alexander Nevsky for believing in Kevin and me by asking us to help him tell this story.

alexander-me-katyaWith Alexander and his lovely wife, Katya, on the set of Magic Man last summer in Las Vegas

alexander-me-daviWith Alexander and film legend Robert Davi

Kevin and I have worked really hard on this, and we’re infinitely proud of the plot that does some new and thrilling things with Hercules while honoring the classic mythology. Alexander has given us input, help, and direction every step of the way, and we truly believe this will be something mighty, magical, and massively awesome for action fans old and new.

More news on this as it happens!

For more information about Alexander, his new movie Treasure Raiders arrives on DVD on June 2!

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His previous movie, Moscow Heat, is already available. I’ll post reviews of both of them here soon. In the meantime, you can become a fan of Alexander on his Facebook page.